Megan - 21 - Oregon
Welcome to my life.
I like a lot of things.
Previously known as: Megalin15 and talldarkandforehead.
CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:
“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”
IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE
This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!
"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."
Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.
this is too fantastic for words.
i do not know, because i am a crab.
video games are awesome. you like music? video game soundtracks. you like books? video game storylines. you need a boyfriend? video game characters. you like to go outside? video game graphics. need exercise? then run………. without using fast travel in an open world video game. who needs life. who needs anything. video games.
Leslie & Ben’s cutest moments → Flu Season - Flu Season 2
"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks
I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.